It's not just Muslims the Daily Fail hasn't the first clue about...

[muzzylogic]

I'm simply lost for words on this one - "article" here...

So, hands up all of you who happen to have one or more of the following hacker essentials in your lair:





I'm sure faithful readers of said rag will be aghast when they next peek into their kid's rooms and see just how many similar tools of the trade they also have...

[muzzylogic]

Also, isn't it a bit tidy for a hacker geek overlord?

[Mikebloke]

Well, its not labelled in that pic, but I do have a picture very similar to that one on the wall.

[Mikebloke]

Also, isn't it a bit tidy for a hacker geek overlord?

Cat eats the mess, isn't allowed out.

Also not in picture is the automated robot hoover thing for cat poo.

[muzzylogic]

Well, its not labelled in that pic, but I do have a picture very similar to that one on the wall.

Actually, I'm surprised they didn't pick up on the "demotivational" theme, after all, it's quite a popular meme.

[muzzylogic]

Cat eats the mess, isn't allowed out.

Also not in picture is the automated robot hoover thing for cat poo.

Maybe the cat is an automated robot for tidying up. No evil villain is without a hench-cat. Didn't they ever watch Inspector Gadget?

[Mikebloke]

Also, isn't it a bit tidy for a hacker geek overlord?

Its actually the perfect workspace, I wish I had a room this tidy and well laid out for myself.

I think there is a bit of ergonomic moving around needed though, it makes no sense to have the sofa staring at that picture, which you can do just as well on the chair, when the TV is behind you. By moving the Sofa and the Computer Unit to each others positions, productivity and relaxation should be improved by 1200%.

[muzzylogic]

Wonder what the significance of the "green ashtray" is all about?

[Mikebloke]

Wonder what the significance of the "green ashtray" is all about?

Useful for smashing over the head of an intruder. Haven't you ever watched Eastenders?

[muzzylogic]

it makes no sense to have the sofa staring at that picture

You're not thinking like an average male teenager...

Useful for smashing over the head of an intruder. Haven't you ever watched Eastenders?

No, I usually go to great lengths to avoid it. Not having a TV helps

[CasualVisitor]

Also, isn't it a bit tidy for a hacker geek overlord?

You mean for a hacker geek overlord with ADD, who never left THIS room, whose mother has bipolar disorder?
Who tidied this room??? Must be one heck of a clever cat!

I couldn't work in such an environment! There's not enough chaos to inspire me...

[fred]

Wonder what the significance of the "green ashtray" is all about?

Barracuda 945

Get a copy and listen to it as an audio book. Ash trays are for killing people but you have to be SAS trained.
In fact, listen to it even if you aren't interested in ash trays. How a terrorist can change the world and really bug Americans.